function QuotationSetup(Source, Quote) {

	this.Source = Source;
	this.Quote = Quote;

}

Quote = new Array();

Quote[0] = new QuotationSetup("Albert Einstein", "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?");

Quote[1] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.");

Quote[2] = new QuotationSetup("Aristotle", "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.");

Quote[3] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.");

Quote[4] = new QuotationSetup("Benjamin Stolberg", "An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.");

Quote[5] = new QuotationSetup("Donald R. Gannon", "Where facts are few, experts are many.");

Quote[6] = new QuotationSetup("Niels Bohr", "An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.");

Quote[7] = new QuotationSetup("Robert Heinlein", "Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.");

Quote[8] = new QuotationSetup("Aldous Huxley", "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.");

Quote[9] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.");

Quote[10] = new QuotationSetup("Carl Sagan", "But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.");

Quote[11] = new QuotationSetup("Howard Aiken", "Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.");

Quote[12] = new QuotationSetup("John Cage", "I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.");

Quote[13] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Barnett Cocks", "A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.");

Quote[14] = new QuotationSetup("Albert Einstein", "Imagination is more important than knowledge.");

Quote[15] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Francis Bacon", "Knowledge is power.");

Quote[16] = new QuotationSetup("Socrates", "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.");

Quote[17] = new QuotationSetup("Adolf Hitler", "What luck for rulers that men do not think.");

Quote[18] = new QuotationSetup("Franklin P. Jones", "Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.");

Quote[19] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.");

Quote[20] = new QuotationSetup("Scott Adams", "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.");

Quote[21] = new QuotationSetup("Bertrand Russell", "I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.");

Quote[22] = new QuotationSetup("Ambrose Bierce", "Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.");

Quote[23] = new QuotationSetup("David H. Comins", "People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.");

Quote[24] = new QuotationSetup("Dorothy L. Sayers", "A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.");

Quote[25] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.");

Quote[26] = new QuotationSetup("Ralph Waldo Emerson", "I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.");

Quote[27] = new QuotationSetup("Yogi Berra", "I didn't really say everything I said.");

Quote[28] = new QuotationSetup("Philip K. Dick", "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.");

Quote[29] = new QuotationSetup("Arthur C. Clarke", "If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible he is almost certainly right, but if he says that it is impossible he is very probably wrong.");

Quote[30] = new QuotationSetup("Bertrand Russell", "Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.");

Quote[31] = new QuotationSetup("Immanuel Kant", "Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.");

Quote[32] = new QuotationSetup("Isaac Asimov", "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!'t but ‘That's funny ...'");

Quote[33] = new QuotationSetup("Konrad Lorenz", "It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.");

Quote[34] = new QuotationSetup("M. Cartmill", "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life--so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.");

Quote[35] = new QuotationSetup("Paul Dirac", "In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.");

Quote[36] = new QuotationSetup("Richard Feynman", "I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.");

Quote[37] = new QuotationSetup("Albert Einstein", "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.");

Quote[38] = new QuotationSetup("Putt's Law", "Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.");

Quote[39] = new QuotationSetup("Bertrand Russell", "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.");

Quote[40] = new QuotationSetup("Henry J. Kaiser", "When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.");

Quote[41] = new QuotationSetup("Ogden Nash", "People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.");

Quote[42] = new QuotationSetup("Abigail Van Buren", "Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does--except wrinkles.");

Quote[43] = new QuotationSetup("Titus Maccius Plautus", "No man is wise enough by himself.");

Quote[44] = new QuotationSetup("Douglas Adams", "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.");

Quote[45] = new QuotationSetup("Douglas Adams", "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.");

Quote[46] = new QuotationSetup("Douglas Adams", "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.");

Quote[47] = new QuotationSetup("Douglas Adams", "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.");

Quote[48] = new QuotationSetup("Woody Allen", "I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace't in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.");

Quote[49] = new QuotationSetup("Woody Allen", "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.");

Quote[50] = new QuotationSetup("Benjamin Disraeli", "A precedent embalms a principle.");

Quote[51] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Winston Churchill", "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.");

Quote[52] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Winston Churchill", "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.");

Quote[53] = new QuotationSetup("Albert Einstein", "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.");

Quote[54] = new QuotationSetup("Albert Einstein", "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.");

Quote[55] = new QuotationSetup("Albert Einstein", "The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.");

Quote[56] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.");

Quote[57] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.");

Quote[58] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.");

Quote[59] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.");

Quote[60] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.");

Quote[61] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.");

Quote[62] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.");

Quote[63] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.");

Quote[64] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.");

Quote[65] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.");

Quote[66] = new QuotationSetup("Will Rogers", "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.");

Quote[67] = new QuotationSetup("Will Rogers", "Nothing you can't spell will ever work.");

Quote[68] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.");

Quote[69] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.");

Quote[70] = new QuotationSetup("Confucius", "I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.");

Quote[71] = new QuotationSetup("Confucius", "It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.");

Quote[72] = new QuotationSetup("Aristotle", "We are what we repeatedly do.");

Quote[73] = new QuotationSetup("Aristotle", "A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.");

Quote[74] = new QuotationSetup("Scott Adams", "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?");

Quote[75] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Francis Bacon", "I have taken all knowledge to be my province.");

Quote[76] = new QuotationSetup("Walter Bagehot", "One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.");

Quote[77] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Frederick G. Banting", "No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.");

Quote[78] = new QuotationSetup("Niels Bohr", "Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.");

Quote[79] = new QuotationSetup("Lewis Carroll", "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.");

Quote[80] = new QuotationSetup("Lewis Carroll", "Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.");

Quote[81] = new QuotationSetup("Lewis Carroll", "If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.");

Quote[82] = new QuotationSetup("G.K. Chesterton", "Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.");

Quote[83] = new QuotationSetup("G.K. Chesterton", "It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.");

Quote[84] = new QuotationSetup("Arthur C. Clarke", "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.");

Quote[85] = new QuotationSetup("Arthur C. Clarke", "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.");

Quote[86] = new QuotationSetup("John Cleese", "If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.");

Quote[87] = new QuotationSetup("Calvin Coolidge", "No man ever listened himself out of a job.");

Quote[88] = new QuotationSetup("Bill Cosby", "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.");

Quote[89] = new QuotationSetup("Charles De Gaulle", "The graveyards are full of indispensable men.");

Quote[90] = new QuotationSetup("Cecil B. DeMille", "Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.");

Quote[91] = new QuotationSetup("W. Edwards Deming", "Learning is not compulsory ... neither is survival.");

Quote[92] = new QuotationSetup("Denis Diderot", "Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.");

Quote[93] = new QuotationSetup("Will Durant", "One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.");

Quote[94] = new QuotationSetup("Thomas A. Edison", "Hell, there are no rules here—we're trying to accomplish something.");

Quote[95] = new QuotationSetup("Thomas A. Edison", "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.");

Quote[96] = new QuotationSetup("Thomas A. Edison", "Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.");

Quote[97] = new QuotationSetup("Thomas A. Edison", "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.");

Quote[98] = new QuotationSetup("Dwight D. Eisenhower", "An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.");

Quote[99] = new QuotationSetup("George Eliot", "Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.");

Quote[100] = new QuotationSetup("Ralph Waldo Emerson", "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.");

Quote[101] = new QuotationSetup("Ralph Waldo Emerson", "Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.");

Quote[102] = new QuotationSetup("Ralph Waldo Emerson", "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.");

Quote[103] = new QuotationSetup("Enrico Fermi", "It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.");

Quote[104] = new QuotationSetup("Malcolm Forbes", "It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.");

Quote[105] = new QuotationSetup("Henry Ford", "I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.");

Quote[106] = new QuotationSetup("Anatole France", "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.");

Quote[107] = new QuotationSetup("Anatole France", "To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.");

Quote[108] = new QuotationSetup("Benjamin Franklin", "If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.");

Quote[109] = new QuotationSetup("Benjamin Franklin", "Well done is better than well said.");

Quote[110] = new QuotationSetup("Robert Frost", "I'm against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise.");

Quote[111] = new QuotationSetup("John Kenneth Galbraith", "Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.");

Quote[112] = new QuotationSetup("John Kenneth Galbraith", "If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.");

Quote[113] = new QuotationSetup("John Kenneth Galbraith", "You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.");

Quote[114] = new QuotationSetup("Galileo Galilei", "All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.");

Quote[115] = new QuotationSetup("Bill Gates", "Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.");

Quote[116] = new QuotationSetup("David Lloyd George", "Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.");

Quote[117] = new QuotationSetup("William Gibson", "The Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.");

Quote[118] = new QuotationSetup("William Gibson", "The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.");

Quote[119] = new QuotationSetup("Plato", "They certainly give very strange names to diseases.");

Quote[120] = new QuotationSetup("Philip K. Dick", "Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.");

Quote[121] = new QuotationSetup("David Letterman", "Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.");

Quote[122] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.");

Quote[123] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.");

Quote[124] = new QuotationSetup("Blore's Razor", "Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.");

Quote[125] = new QuotationSetup("Thomas Sowell", "Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good.");

Quote[126] = new QuotationSetup("Henry David Thoreau", "Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.");

Quote[127] = new QuotationSetup("H.H. Williams", "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.");

Quote[128] = new QuotationSetup("Douglas Adams", "Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.");

Quote[129] = new QuotationSetup("Fred Hoyle", "Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.");

Quote[130] = new QuotationSetup("Dick Cavett", "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.");

Quote[131] = new QuotationSetup("Art Buchwald", "You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.");

Quote[132] = new QuotationSetup("Douglas Adams", "We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies.");

Quote[133] = new QuotationSetup("Fred Allen", "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.");

Quote[134] = new QuotationSetup("Scott Adams", "If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a UNIX user to show you how it's done.");

Quote[135] = new QuotationSetup("Richard Braunstein", "The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.");

Quote[136] = new QuotationSetup("Yogi Berra", "You can observe a lot by watching.");

Quote[137] = new QuotationSetup("Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia", "If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.");

Quote[138] = new QuotationSetup("Harlan Ellison", "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.");

Quote[139] = new QuotationSetup("Carl Zwanzig", "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.");

Quote[140] = new QuotationSetup("Jerry Garcia", "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.");

Quote[141] = new QuotationSetup("Tallulah Bankhead", "If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.");

Quote[142] = new QuotationSetup("Jay Leno", "If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.");

Quote[143] = new QuotationSetup("Andrew W. Mathis", "It is bad luck to be superstitious.");

Quote[144] = new QuotationSetup("Omar Khayyam", "Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend, before we too into the dust descend.");

Quote[145] = new QuotationSetup("Western Union, 1876", "This “telephone” has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.");

Quote[146] = new QuotationSetup("Aristotle", "Wit is educated insolence.");

Quote[147] = new QuotationSetup("Voltaire", "The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.");

Quote[148] = new QuotationSetup("Isaac Asimov", "Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.");

Quote[149] = new QuotationSetup("Henri Estienne", "If youth only knew: if age only could.");

Quote[150] = new QuotationSetup("Robert Orben", "I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.");

Quote[151] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.");

Quote[152] = new QuotationSetup("Josh Billings", "The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.");

Quote[153] = new QuotationSetup("H.P. Lovecraft", "Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.");

Quote[154] = new QuotationSetup("Aristophanes", "You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.");

Quote[155] = new QuotationSetup("Plato", "We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.");

Quote[156] = new QuotationSetup("Willa Cather", "I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.");

Quote[157] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.");

Quote[158] = new QuotationSetup("Robert Maxwell", "I don't believe in leaving anything to be inherited.");

Quote[159] = new QuotationSetup("George Gilder", "If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.");

Quote[160] = new QuotationSetup("Robert Frost", "Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can'; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.");

Quote[161] = new QuotationSetup("Carolyn Green", "I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood.");

Quote[162] = new QuotationSetup("Hippocrates", "To really know is science; to merely believe you know is ignorance.");

Quote[163] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.");

Quote[164] = new QuotationSetup("Leo Tolstoy", "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.");

Quote[165] = new QuotationSetup("John Stuart Mill", "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.");

Quote[166] = new QuotationSetup("Sacha Guitry", "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.");

Quote[167] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "Most of our imports come from other countries.");

Quote[168] = new QuotationSetup("H.L. Mencken", "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.");

Quote[169] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "I don't like principles. I prefer prejudices.");

Quote[170] = new QuotationSetup("W.C. Fields", "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.");

Quote[171] = new QuotationSetup("H.L. Mencken", "An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.");

Quote[172] = new QuotationSetup("Lillian Carter", "Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.”");

Quote[173] = new QuotationSetup("Abraham Lincoln", "If you want to test a man's character, give him power.");

Quote[174] = new QuotationSetup("Samuel Butler", "I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.");

Quote[175] = new QuotationSetup("H.L. Mencken", "Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.");

Quote[176] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Thomas Beecham", "Brass bands are all very well in their place--outdoors and several miles away.");

Quote[177] = new QuotationSetup("Laurens Van der Post", "Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.");

Quote[178] = new QuotationSetup("Michael Howard", "The important thing when you are going to do something brave is to have someone on hand to witness it.");

Quote[179] = new QuotationSetup("William Stekel", "The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.");

Quote[180] = new QuotationSetup("Franklin D. Roosevelt", "The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.");

Quote[181] = new QuotationSetup("Aesop", "Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.");

Quote[182] = new QuotationSetup("Theodore Sturgeon", "Ninety percent of everything is crap.");

Quote[183] = new QuotationSetup("Homer Simpson", "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.");

Quote[184] = new QuotationSetup("Samuel Goldwyn", "Television has raised writing to a new low.");

Quote[185] = new QuotationSetup("Golda Meir", "Don't be humble, you're not that great.");

Quote[186] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "The 100% American is 99% an idiot.");

Quote[187] = new QuotationSetup("Rodney Dangerfield", "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.");

Quote[188] = new QuotationSetup("Burt Bacharach", "A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.");

Quote[189] = new QuotationSetup("Dick Gregory", "Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.");

Quote[190] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.");

Quote[191] = new QuotationSetup("Elayne Boolser", "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.");

Quote[192] = new QuotationSetup("Nancy Mitford", "I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.");

Quote[193] = new QuotationSetup("John Lennon", "Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in the more expensive ones rattle your jewelry.");

Quote[194] = new QuotationSetup("Plato", "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.");

Quote[195] = new QuotationSetup("Mr. Borden", "Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!");

Quote[196] = new QuotationSetup("Napoleon Bonaparte", "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.");

Quote[197] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.");

Quote[198] = new QuotationSetup("Napoleon Bonaparte", "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.");

Quote[199] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.");

Quote[200] = new QuotationSetup("J. Paul Getty", "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.");

Quote[201] = new QuotationSetup("Goethe", "A clever man commits no minor blunders.");

Quote[202] = new QuotationSetup("James Stephens", "Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.");

Quote[203] = new QuotationSetup("Henry Kissinger", "The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.");

Quote[204] = new QuotationSetup("Mel Brooks", "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.");

Quote[205] = new QuotationSetup("Guy Davenport", "Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.");

Quote[206] = new QuotationSetup("Richard M. Nixon", "I would have made a good Pope.");

Quote[207] = new QuotationSetup("C.A.R. Hoare", "There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.");

Quote[208] = new QuotationSetup("Jean-Paul Sartre", "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.");

Quote[209] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.");

Quote[210] = new QuotationSetup("William Jennings Bryan", "No one can earn a million dollars honestly.");

Quote[211] = new QuotationSetup("Will Rogers", "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?");

Quote[212] = new QuotationSetup("Sir Winston Churchill", "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.");

Quote[213] = new QuotationSetup("Mark Twain", "Wagner's music is better than it sounds.");

Quote[214] = new QuotationSetup("Edward Abbey", "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.");

Quote[215] = new QuotationSetup("Bill Gates (1985)", "640K ought to be enough for anybody.");

Quote[216] = new QuotationSetup("Homer Simpson", "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.");

Quote[217] = new QuotationSetup("Stephen Wright", "Black holes are where God divided by zero.");

Quote[218] = new QuotationSetup("John Tukey", "An approximate answer to the right problem is worth a good deal more than an exact answer to an approximate problem.");

Quote[219] = new QuotationSetup("Unknown", "It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber.");

Quote[220] = new QuotationSetup("Edward Abbey", "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.");

Quote[221] = new QuotationSetup("Michael Cunningham", "All over China, parents tell their children to stop complaining and to finish their quadratic equations and trigonometric functions because there are sixty-five million American kids going to bed with no math at all.");

Quote[222] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.");

Quote[223] = new QuotationSetup("William H. Mauldin", "I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.");

Quote[224] = new QuotationSetup("Rex Todhunter Stout", "There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.");

Quote[225] = new QuotationSetup("Lord Carrington", "It is, of course, a bit of a drawback that science was invented after I left school.");

Quote[226] = new QuotationSetup("Szent-Györgyi", "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.");

Quote[227] = new QuotationSetup("David Butler", "The function of an expert is not to be more right than other people, but to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons.");

Quote[228] = new QuotationSetup("Kelvin Throop", "Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?");

Quote[229] = new QuotationSetup("Isaac Asimov", "It is not so much that I have confidence in scientists being right, but that I have so much in nonscientists being wrong.");

Quote[230] = new QuotationSetup("Albert Einstein", "You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.");

Quote[231] = new QuotationSetup("Unknown", "If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.");

Quote[232] = new QuotationSetup("Denis Diderot", "The most dangerous madmen are those created by religion, and people whose aim is to disrupt society always know how to make good use of them on occasion.");

Quote[233] = new QuotationSetup("Pierre De Beaumarchais", "It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.");

Quote[234] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence.");

Quote[235] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.");

Quote[236] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. By carefully chronicling the current events of contemporary life, it shows us of what very little importance such events really are. By invariably discussing the unnecessary, it makes us understand what things are requisite for culture, and what are not.");

Quote[237] = new QuotationSetup("George Burns", "The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.");

Quote[238] = new QuotationSetup("P.J. O'Rourke", "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.");

Quote[239] = new QuotationSetup("H.L. Mencken", "Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.");

Quote[240] = new QuotationSetup("Dean Martin", "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.");

Quote[241] = new QuotationSetup("Dylan Thomas", "An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do.");

Quote[242] = new QuotationSetup("Brendan Behan", "I am a drinker with writing problems.");

Quote[243] = new QuotationSetup("George Burns", "Actually it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.");

Quote[244] = new QuotationSetup("Samuel Beckett", "Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland: rich and thick.");

Quote[245] = new QuotationSetup("Will Rogers", "Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.");

Quote[246] = new QuotationSetup("Jeff Raskin", "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.");

Quote[247] = new QuotationSetup("H.L. Mencken", "For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.");

Quote[248] = new QuotationSetup("Russell Baker", "Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories--those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost.");

Quote[249] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "The English are not a very spiritual people. So they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.");

Quote[250] = new QuotationSetup("Poul Anderson", "I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.");

Quote[251] = new QuotationSetup("Douglas Hofstadter", "Irrationality is the square root of all evil.");

Quote[252] = new QuotationSetup("H.G. Wells", "Every dogma must have its day.");

Quote[253] = new QuotationSetup("Alexander Woollcott", "The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.");

Quote[254] = new QuotationSetup("Fyodor Dostoevsky", "If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would happen.");

Quote[255] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighbourhoods.");

Quote[256] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.");

Quote[257] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.");

Quote[258] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say to you: you, too, can be president of the United States.");

Quote[259] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.");

Quote[260] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.");

Quote[261] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.");

Quote[262] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.");

Quote[263] = new QuotationSetup("Francois de La Rochefoucauld", "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. ");

Quote[264] = new QuotationSetup("King Edward VIII", "The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.");

Quote[265] = new QuotationSetup("J. Bartlett Brebner", "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.");

Quote[266] = new QuotationSetup("Fran Lebowitz", "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.");

Quote[267] = new QuotationSetup("P.J. O'Rourke", "Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.");

Quote[268] = new QuotationSetup("Oscar Wilde", "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between.");

Quote[269] = new QuotationSetup("David Coblitz", "A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.");

Quote[270] = new QuotationSetup("W. Somerset Maugham", "People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.");

Quote[271] = new QuotationSetup("Henny Youngman", "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.");

Quote[272] = new QuotationSetup("Alfred A. Knopf", "An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.");

Quote[273] = new QuotationSetup("Laurence J. Peter", "An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.");

Quote[274] = new QuotationSetup("Blaise Pascal", "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.");

Quote[275] = new QuotationSetup("Horace Walpole", "The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.");

Quote[276] = new QuotationSetup("Aristophanes", "Under every stone lurks a politician.");

Quote[277] = new QuotationSetup("Maureen Murphy", "The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.");

Quote[278] = new QuotationSetup("Robert Louis Stevenson", "Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.");

Quote[279] = new QuotationSetup("Steven Weinberg", "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.");

Quote[280] = new QuotationSetup("Alice Kahn", "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.");

Quote[281] = new QuotationSetup("Robert A. Heinlein", "Never try to outstubborn a cat.");

Quote[282] = new QuotationSetup("Anonymous", "If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.");

Quote[283] = new QuotationSetup("Anonymous", "Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.");

Quote[284] = new QuotationSetup("William Butler Yeats", "Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.");

Quote[285] = new QuotationSetup("H.L. Mencken", "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.");

Quote[286] = new QuotationSetup("Plato", "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.");

Quote[287] = new QuotationSetup("Philip Larkin", "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like.");

Quote[288] = new QuotationSetup("Socrates", "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.");

Quote[289] = new QuotationSetup("George Bernard Shaw", "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.");

Quote[290] = new QuotationSetup("Groucho Marx", "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.");

Quote[291] = new QuotationSetup("George W. Bush", "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.");

Quote[292] = new QuotationSetup("Michael Cooney", "To forcibly remove a politician from office, one has to meet a much higher standard of dishonesty.");

Quote[293] = new QuotationSetup("Lee Iacocca", "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: how much clean air do we need?");

Quote[294] = new QuotationSetup("Ambrose Bierce", "The covers of this book are too far apart.");

Quote[295] = new QuotationSetup("Anatole France", "To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price on conjectures.");

Quote[296] = new QuotationSetup("Kin Hubbard", "Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.");

Quote[297] = new QuotationSetup("Nikita Krushchev", "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.");

Quote[298] = new QuotationSetup("P.J. O'Rourke", "The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.");

Quote[299] = new QuotationSetup("Ted Turner", "The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.");

Quote[300] = new QuotationSetup("Joey Adams", "Smack your child every day. If you don't know why--he does.");

Quote[301] = new QuotationSetup("Erma Bombeck", "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.");

Quote[302] = new QuotationSetup("Chinese proverb", "Never try to catch two frogs with one hand.");

Quote[303] = new QuotationSetup("Henry Ford", "Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it; if you are sick, you shouldn't take it.");

Quote[304] = new QuotationSetup("King George V", "Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.");

Quote[305] = new QuotationSetup("Nikita Krushchev", "Life is short; live it up.");

Quote[306] = new QuotationSetup("William Ornton", "If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.");

Quote[307] = new QuotationSetup("Scottish proverb", "Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.");

function QuoteWrite() {

	var i = Math.floor(Math.random()*Quote.length);

	QuoteText = Quote[i].Quote + "&nbsp;--&nbsp;<b>" + Quote[i].Source + "</b>";

	document.write(QuoteText);

}